A Dyngus and a Hobbit Walk Into a Bar…

Mothers hide your daughters and Fathers guard your homes because Bill Clinton is back in Indiana today and he’s brining a Hobbit..I mean, actor Sean Astin with him. Sound dangerous? Well, the hobbit not so much, but the “first black president” and the Original Dyngus is back on the campaign trail for Hillary! in Northern Indiana. Chelsea Clinton is joining in the caravan as well, but I try to leave family out of the equation.

So why is Samwise Gamgee joining in the fun for Hill-dog? Well, as we know already, Bubba is set to speak at Dyngus Day in South Bend. Samwise was also in “Rudy” the popular movie in South Bend about a plucky young kid who makes Notre Dame football team. Even though “Rudy” is no “Hoosiers” (although still a good movie), Samwise is probably pretty popular up North.

Former President Clinton, seen here with Barack Obama’s lunatic pastor Jeremiah Wright, was in the Hoosier state just a little more than a week ago, but is back visiting South Bend, Logansport, Rochester, ending the day in Lafayette. The four Democrat students at Purdue I’m sure will pack the place.

Anyway, if anybody is able to get some pictures of today’s festivities from around the state, send them here. We know how much Slick Willie likes the ladies.