April 28th, 2008 by Scott

Howey Has Self-Induced Obasm

Either glassy-eyed or doe-eyed, depending on how you look at it, Brian Howey reminds all of us about just how great, really great, really, the Obamassiah is.

All you have to do is just drink the Kool-Aid, as Howey has, and you’ll see, really you will.

Behold, the glory of the Obamassiah.

He just walked into Indiana, and the whole state felt the joy of the Obarapture and millions of Hoosiers cried out in relief at the pleasure of their collective Obasm.

Now if only he could actually win…

(Read more after the leap)

Feeling the earth move as Obama walked in

“I feel the earth, move, under my feet ….”
- Carole King, Tapestry

EVANSVILLE - In the very toe of the Hoosier State, which was rocked and rattled by an earthquake the previous week, Barack Obama was preparing to descend to the stage at Roberts Stadium. His move came in a state that in its 192-year history has elected only three African-American mayors (all in Gary), three African-American members of Congress, two black sheriffs, and two Hispanic mayors. None served much south of I-70. Indiana House Majority Floor Leader Russ Stilwell of Boonville looked at the gathering crowd on this Tuesday night and softly said, “There’s an undercurrent out there. I’m not sure if people realize what’s going on.” In about an hour, more than 8,000 Hoosiers - black, white, young, old - stood in a huge line that wrapped around the stadium, and for most, another two hours waiting for a transformational figure in American history to appear.

Around 10:45 p.m. on this balmy night, Obama took the dais in Evansville to thunderous cheers. “Evansville is going to be so important,” Obama said a few moments after Hoosier rocker John Mellencamp sang “Small Town” … “All my friends are so small town. My parents live in the same small town. My job is so small town. Provides little opportunity. Educated in a small town. Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town. Used to daydream in that small town …”

Oh please.

(This post is also available at the Hoosierpundit)

One Response to “Howey Has Self-Induced Obasm”

  1. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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