Archive for August 14th, 2008

Even Jay-Z Loves Congressional Recess

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

This was just too funny to pass up.

This “job opening” has been making the rounds on the hill during this slow recess week:

Staff Assistant Congressman Hova’s Office has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant. Responsibilities include running the streets, stacking cheese, and assisting House offices in tasks such as rain making and “tricking hoes in polo clothes”. Applicants should be motivated, detail-oriented, possess excellent knowledge of gangsterness. Please send resume to H to the Izzo V to the izzay at JZ@rockefellarecords.com. NO SNITCHES!

(H/T - Famous DC Twitter feed)

Where is Everybody?

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Here is a picture of the State Democrat Party booth taken at the State Fair last night during “prime time” .

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Hey, where is everybody? No people, no literature, no flagging people down who may not be registered? Doesn’t look like folks are beating down the door to get on the JLT, Linda Pence or Dick Wood bus. Or any Democrat for that matter.

(Thanks to a Hoosier Access reader for sending us that doozy of a picture.)