Enter Into His Gates With Thanksgiving…
…and into Barack’s court with praise! Say Hallelujah! As we prepare for the Obamassiah’s acceptance of the love of those who would see him to be President this evening, let us prepare ourselves, before we enter Barack’s court, by joining hands and reciting…the Obamassiah’s Prayer.
Our Obama, who art in thy Temple at Invesco,
Hollow be thy Words.
Thy Presidency come,
Thy nation will be done for,
In the White House as it is in Congress
Give us this day our daily bread line.
And forgive us our mortgage debts,
As we forgive our credit card debtors.
And lead us not into energy independence,
But deliver us from the Republicans.
For thine is the Presidency Kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for two terms (or less)
Amen.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Prediction for tonight:
1. Obama will repeat MKL’s line “Free at last…”
2. He will say “I have a dream”–probably many times.
3. He will allude to himself being the fulfillment of that dream.
4. He will cast himself as the reincarnation of MLK.
I think that the set is supposed to be emulating the Lincoln Memorial so Obama can set himself up as making a second I Have A Dream speech.
The audacity of this candidate amazes me. He can’t even let his chosen VP have his night on stage without upstaging him.
August 28th, 2008 at 10:36 am
don’t forget magical unicorns and the fairy folk….
“hope in one hand and s*** in the other…”
August 28th, 2008 at 10:38 am
5. “hope” at least a dozen times
6. “change” at least two dozen times
August 28th, 2008 at 10:43 am
7. “The Promised Land” will be mentioned
8. The Earth healing, water parting, sky clearing properties of B. Hussein will be mentioned
August 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Rush has posted a pdf for us to print out and tape below our tv if we watch Obama’s speech tonight.
http://download.premiereradio.net/guest/rushlimb/daily/TV_SignObama.pdf
(Text: “I don’t know what I’m talking about. I have no experience.” The O’s are the Obama logo)
August 29th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Scratchman came closer to getting the predictions right than I did. Obama strangely ignored MLK, for the most part. McCain referred more to MLK in his ad than Obama did. Strange.
I lost track of “change” references at about 20. Rather than “hope” his other term of preference was “promise” which showed up far more than 2 dozen.
I am a bit mixed up now. I thought that Obama thought that he was God. But after hearing the speech, he clearly is only the prophet to the god of government.