August 29th, 2008 by Josh Gillespie

Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin

These are too funny.  They’re in the motif of the Chuck Norris parody sites.  Here are few, then check out the rest or here:

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin keeps her hair in a beehive to hide her ninja weaponry.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will personally open a homemade can of whoopa** on Ahmadinejad as soon as she’s done making PBJ for her kids.

Little Known Fact: It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin could not find a good man, so her husband was constructed from the DNA of Washington, Lee, and Genghis Khan.

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin personally hog-tied two reps from Planned Parenthood who came knocking at her door.

6 Responses to “Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin”

  1. Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin and Tina Fey were separated at birth.

  2. Too. Durn. Funny.

  3. Little known fact:
    She likes Obama’s energy plan

    That got taken down pretty quickly.

  4. Good link mikeyc252. Unfortunately it does not mean that she supported all of Obama’s plan. What she praised was the call for increased use of domestic natural gas. She also was ok with the $1,000 tax credit (which I wouldn’t support myself), but she criticized the tax plan–which in most people’s mind (and probably in Obama’s mind) is the core of his plan.

    But she has also consistently called for increased drilling both offshore and in ANWR.

    So keep trying.

  5. Oh, the reason I consider the windfall profit tax the key part of Obama’s energy plan is that he was calling for that long before the $1,000 tax credit was even mentioned.

  6. We can’t afford 4 more years of the same. Grampie McSame and Caribu Barbie have got to go!

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